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Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:49pm — wheat

This is sure to offend someone, but I thought it was funny:

1. Hitler, Stalin and Kenny G are standing in a room.
2. You have a gun with only two bullets.
3. Who do you shoot?

The answer: Kenny G, twice.

Wheat

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Sun, 12/14/2008 - 5:23pm — Hazz
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I got it, I laughed and my

I got it, I laughed and my very next thought was, "What caliber gun as I could take 'em all out with one shot and then go shoot me some dinner."

Hazz

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Sun, 01/11/2009 - 9:14pm — wheat
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Now you're thinking! Let's

Now you're thinking! Let's see, if you line them up in a row . . .

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Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:00pm — Dave Magaro
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LMAO! That's just wrong!!

LMAO! That's just wrong!! But, damn funny....LOL!

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Dave

Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:03am — Brian Sharpe
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ROFLMAO B #

ROFLMAO

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Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:58am — BoH
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Funny indeed, but I won't

Funny indeed, but I won't tell my wife; especially after I've reaped the benefits of taking her to a Kenny G. show...hehe.

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Wed, 01/14/2009 - 12:48am — Naimish

Oh yeah, that's funny. And

Oh yeah, that's funny. And sad at the same time. I saw Kenny G. back in 1985 or so at a place called the Harvest Moon Saloon in Atlanta GA. This was just after he'd left the Jeff Lorber Fusion. He absolutely blew the roof off the place. I guess there's just no money in making good music.